YOU SAID:
I dont turn the gas on the gas turns me on
INTO JAPANESE
私はガスをオンにしないでくださいガスは私をオンにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't turn on gas gas turns me on
INTO JAPANESE
私はガスをオンにしませんガスは私をオンにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't turn on gas gas turns on me
INTO JAPANESE
私はガスをオンにしませんガスは私をオンにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't turn on gas gas turns on me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.