YOU SAID:

i dont know what is real and what is cake because my grandfather was huge and small at the same time so i peed on his neck and he was unhappy

INTO JAPANESE

祖父が大きくて小さいので、何が本物で何がケーキなのかわからないので、首をおしっこして不幸でした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My grandfather was big and small, so I didn't know what was real and what was cake, so I was unhappy to pee on my neck.

INTO JAPANESE

祖父は大小だったので、何が本物で何がケーキなのかわからなかったので、首からおしっこをするのは不幸でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My grandfather was big and small, so I didn't know what was real and what was cake, so it was unfortunate to pee around my neck.

INTO JAPANESE

祖父は大小だったので、何が本物で何がケーキなのかわからなかったので、首からおしっこをするのは残念でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My grandfather was big and small, so I didn't know what was real and what was cake, so it was a shame to pee around my neck.

INTO JAPANESE

祖父は大小だったので、何が本物で何がケーキなのかわからなかったので、首からおしっこをするのは残念でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My grandfather was big and small, so I didn't know what was real and what was cake, so it was a shame to pee around my neck.