YOU SAID:
I dont got me broda drink cow with vodka he no goodie bag
INTO JAPANESE
私はウォッカで牛を飲まないでください彼はグッディバッグがありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't drink cows in vodka he doesn't have a goody bag
INTO JAPANESE
私はウォッカで牛を飲みません彼はグッディバッグを持っていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't drink cows in vodka he doesn't have a goody bag
You should move to Japan!