YOU SAID:
I don't understand the cats. Please help me I am confuzzled
INTO JAPANESE
猫がわかりません。私が困惑しているのを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know the cat. Please help me confused
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を知りません。私を混乱させてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know cats. Please confuse me
INTO JAPANESE
猫は知りません。混乱させてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know cats. Please confuse
INTO JAPANESE
猫は知りません。混同してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know cats. Please confuse
That didn't even make that much sense in English.