YOU SAID:

I don't understand? Are you kidding? Me? Of course I understand. I mean, do you call this a war? This funny little thing? This is not a war!

INTO JAPANESE

分かりませんか？冗談ですか？私？もちろんわかります。つまり、これを戦争と呼んでいますか？この面白い小さなこと？これは戦争ではありません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't you understand? Is that a joke? I? Of course I understand. So do you call this a war? This funny little thing? This is not a war!

INTO JAPANESE

分かりませんか？それは冗談ですか？私？もちろんわかります。それで、これを戦争と呼びますか？この面白い小さなこと？これは戦争ではありません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't you understand? Is that a joke? I? Of course I understand. So do you call this a war? This funny little thing? This is not a war!