YOU SAID:
i don't miss my girlfriend, man, i miss my friend
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のガールフレンド、男、私は私の友人が恋しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm my girlfriend, man, I miss my friend
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のガールフレンドです、男、私は私の友人が恋しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am my girlfriend, man, I miss my friend
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のガールフレンド、男、私は私の友人が恋しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm my girlfriend, man, I miss my friend
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のガールフレンドです、男、私は私の友人が恋しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am my girlfriend, man, I miss my friend
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