YOU SAID:
i don't like people because people are stupidly annoying and don't shut their mouths to contain the unpleasant noises that are emitted from their vocal chords.
INTO JAPANESE
私は人々が愚かで迷惑であり、彼らの声帯から発せられる不快なノイズを含むために口を閉じないため、人々が好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't like people because they are stupid and annoying and don't close their mouths to contain unpleasant noise emanating from their vocal cords.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは愚かで迷惑であり、口を閉じて声帯から発せられる不快なノイズを含まないため、私は人々が好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not like people because they are stupid and annoying and do not contain the unpleasant noise emitted from the vocal cords with their mouths closed.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは愚かで迷惑であり、口を閉じた状態で声帯から放出される不快なノイズを含まないため、私は人々が好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not like people because they are stupid and annoying and do not contain the unpleasant noise emitted from the vocal cords with their mouths closed.
That's deep, man.