YOU SAID:

I don't like onions as much as I like mushrooms, which is saying a lot because you never loved me you dung

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私はキノコが好きなほど玉ねぎが好きではありません。あなたが糞で私を愛したことは決してありません

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I do not like onions enough to like mushrooms. You never loved me with feces

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私はキノコが好きなほどタマネギが好きではありません。あなたは決して糞で私を愛したことはありません

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I do not like onions enough to like mushrooms. You never loved me with shit

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私はキノコが好きなほどタマネギが好きではありません。あなたはたわごとで私を愛したことはありません

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I do not like onions enough to like mushrooms. You have never loved me with a shit

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私はキノコが好きなほどタマネギが好きではありません。あなたはたわごとで私を愛したことは一度もありません

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I do not like onions enough to like mushrooms. You have never loved me with a shit