YOU SAID:
I don't know who did it, but somebody farted.
INTO JAPANESE
誰がそれをしたのかわかりませんが、誰かがおならしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know who did it, but someone fart.
INTO JAPANESE
誰がそれをしたのかわかりませんが、誰かおならです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know who did it, but someone is farting.
INTO JAPANESE
誰がそれをしたのかわかりませんが、誰かがおならをしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know who did it, but someone is farting.
That's deep, man.