YOU SAID:
I don't know how to smoke
INTO JAPANESE
たばこを吸う方法を知っているしないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You know how to smoke do not.
INTO JAPANESE
たばこを吸う方法を知ってはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not know how to smoke.
INTO JAPANESE
たばこを吸う方法を知っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not know how to smoke.
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