YOU SAID:
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの半分も私が好きになるべきほどには知りません、そして私はあなたの半分もあなたに値するほど好きではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know half of you as much as I should, and I don't like half of you as much as you deserve.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの半分を必要以上に知りませんし、あなたが受けるに値するほどあなたの半分を好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know your half as much as I should, and I don't like your half as much as you deserve.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの半分のことを必要以上に知りませんし、あなたが当然であるほどあなたの半分を好きではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know your half as much as I should, and I don't like your half as much as you deserve.
You should move to Japan!