YOU SAID:
I don't get why my pants never fit
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンに合うことがない理由を取得しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't get why can't I fit in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに収めることはできませんなぜを取得しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why can't fit into my pants, don't get.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私のズボンに収めることはできませんを取得しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can't fit into my pants why don't get.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私のズボンに収まることはできませんを取得しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can't fit into my pants why don't get.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.