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YOU SAID:

I don't control the speed at which lobsters die.

INTO JAPANESE

私はロブスターが死ぬ速度を制御しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not control the speed at which the lobster dies.

INTO JAPANESE

私はロブスターが死ぬ速度を制御しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not control the speed at which the lobster dies.

Equilibrium found!

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