YOU SAID:
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
INTO JAPANESE
私は常にビールを飲まないが、Dos Equis 飲んでたらね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I always do not drink beer I drink Dos Equis.
INTO JAPANESE
私は常に私は Dos equis」という飲むビールを飲まない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I always I am a Dos equis "that do not drink beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私いつも私は Dos equis」はビールを飲まない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I always I Dos equis. ", do not drink beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私いつも私 Dos equis」という。」、ビールを飲んではいけない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I always my Dos equis ' ". ", Do not drink beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私は常に私の Dos equis の「.」ビール飲んではいけない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I always my Dos equis. Do not drink beer.
INTO JAPANESE
私は常に私の Dos equis。ビールを飲んではいけない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I always my Dos equis. Do not drink beer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.