YOU SAID:
I do poos and wees in the toilet, The poos are bad, The wees just feel weird.
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレでうんちとおしっこをします、うんちは悪いです、おしっこはただ奇妙に感じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poop and pee in the toilet, poop is bad, pee just feels weird.
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレでうんちをしておしっこをします、うんちは悪いです、おしっこはただ奇妙に感じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poop and pee in the toilet, poop is bad, pee just feels weird.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.