YOU SAID:

i do not wish to partake in the act of shoving blunt thorny wooden objects up my urethra, and groan like a hog in the process

INTO JAPANESE

私は鈍くてとげのある木の物体を尿道に押し込み、その過程で豚のようにうめき声を上げるという行為に参加したくありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't want to partake in the act of shoving a blunt, prickly wooden object into my urethra and moaning like a pig in the process.

INTO JAPANESE

鈍くてとげのある木の物体を尿道に押し込み、その過程で豚のようにうめき声を上げるという行為には参加したくない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't want to participate in the act of shoving a blunt, prickly wooden object into my urethra and moaning like a pig in the process.

INTO JAPANESE

鈍くてとげのある木の物体を尿道に押し込み、その過程で豚のようにうめき声を上げるという行為には参加したくない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't want to participate in the act of shoving a blunt, prickly wooden object into my urethra and moaning like a pig in the process.