YOU SAID:
i do not wish to partake in the act of shoving blunt thorny wooden objects up my urethra
INTO JAPANESE
私は鈍くてとげのある木の物体を尿道に押し込む行為には参加したくないです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't want to participate in the act of shoving a blunt, prickly wooden object into my urethra.
INTO JAPANESE
鈍くてとげのある木の物体を尿道に押し込む行為には参加したくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't want to participate in the act of shoving a blunt, prickly wooden object into my urethra.
You should move to Japan!