YOU SAID:
I do not speak machine do you?
INTO JAPANESE
私はマシンを話すことはありません、あなたは何?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not speak a machine, what are you?
INTO JAPANESE
私はマシンを話すことはありません、あなたは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not speak a machine, what are you?
You should move to Japan!