YOU SAID:
I do not know the time because my watch broke of a low battery 409 days ago, i know, crazy!
INTO JAPANESE
私の時計は409日前に低バッテリの壊れたので、私は時間を知らない、私は知っている、クレイジー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't know the time, I know, crazy, because my watch broke the low battery 409 days ago!
INTO JAPANESE
私の時計は409日前に低いバッテリーを壊したので、私は時間を知らない、私は知っている、クレイジー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My watch broke the low battery 409 days ago, so I don't know the time, I know, crazy!
INTO JAPANESE
私の時計は409日前に低いバッテリーを壊したので、私は時間を知らない、私は知っている、クレイジー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My watch broke the low battery 409 days ago, so I don't know the time, I know, crazy!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.