YOU SAID:

i do not feel like getting off of my bed today. who am i kidding? i never do

INTO JAPANESE

今日はベッドから降りる気がしません。私は誰をからかっていますか？私は決してしません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Who am I making fun of? I never do

INTO JAPANESE

今日はベッドから出る気がしません。私は誰をからかっていますか？私は決してしません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Who am I making fun of? I never do