YOU SAID:
I do love you, but it's all right.
INTO JAPANESE
私は君を愛して、すべての権利です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love you is all right.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを愛しすべての権利です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love you, all right.
INTO JAPANESE
すべての権利は、あなたを愛してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All right, you do love.
INTO JAPANESE
すべての権利、あなたを愛してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All right, you do love.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.