YOU SAID:
i died at my 2 year old child's birthday party. I sniffed his mum eyeball
INTO JAPANESE
私は2歳の子供の誕生日パーティーで亡くなりました。私は彼のお母さんの眼球を嗅いだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I died at a birthday party for my 2 year old child. I sniffed his mom's eyeball
INTO JAPANESE
私は2歳の子供の誕生日パーティーで亡くなりました。私は彼のお母さんの眼球を嗅いだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I died at a birthday party for my 2 year old child. I sniffed his mom's eyeball
That didn't even make that much sense in English.