YOU SAID:

i didnt wash the emo paint off because i cant be assed

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お尻が取れないので、エモペイントを洗い流さなかった

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I couldn't get my butt off, so I didn't wash off the emo paint

INTO JAPANESE

お尻が取れなかったので、エモペイントを洗い流さなかった

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I couldn't get my butt off, so I didn't wash the emo paint off

INTO JAPANESE

お尻が外れてしまい、エモペイントを洗い流してしまいました。

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My buttocks came off and I washed away the emo paint.

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お尻が外れてエモペイントを洗い流した。

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My buttocks came off and I washed away the emo paint.