YOU SAID:

I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.

INTO JAPANESE

私は落ちなかった、私は床でいくつかの充実した時間を過ごしているだけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I did not fall, I only have some quality time on the floor.

INTO JAPANESE

私は落ちませんでした、私は床の上にいくつかの質の高い時間しかありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I did not fall, I only have some quality time on the floor.