YOU SAID:
I didn't choose the donkey life the flying potatoes life chose me
INTO JAPANESE
私は人生が私を選んだ飛んでいるジャガイモの生命を選んでいない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have not chosen the life of the flying potatoes that life chose me
INTO JAPANESE
私は人生が私を選んだ飛んでいるジャガイモの人生を選んでいない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have not chosen the life of the flying potatoes that life chose me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.