YOU SAID:
i did not not not not eat the child
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供を食べませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i didn't eat the kid
INTO JAPANESE
私はその子を食べませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i didn't eat the baby
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんを食べませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i didn't eat the baby
That's deep, man.