YOU SAID:
I diarraehed in the ocean and a kid thought it was soup.
INTO JAPANESE
私は海で下痢し、子供はそれがスープだと思った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had diarrhea at sea and the kid thought it was soup.
INTO JAPANESE
私は海で下痢をしていて、子供はそれがスープだと思った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had diarrhea at sea and the child thought it was soup.
INTO JAPANESE
私は海で下痢をしていて、子供はそれがスープだと思った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had diarrhea at sea and the child thought it was soup.
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