YOU SAID:
I deserve to die because i have bad grammar. So sad that voicemail is too deadly
INTO JAPANESE
私は文法が悪いので死ぬに値する。ボイスメールがあまりにも致命的なので悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have bad grammar and deserve to die. Sad because voicemail is so deadly
INTO JAPANESE
私は文法が悪く、死ぬに値します。ボイスメールがとても致命的であるため悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have bad grammar and deserve to die. Sad because voicemail is so deadly
That didn't even make that much sense in English.