YOU SAID:
I deserve a gold medal. i got out of bed this morning
INTO JAPANESE
私は金目たるに値する。私は今朝ベッドの出た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I deserve a medal. This morning I got on the bed
INTO JAPANESE
私は勲章に値する。今朝私はベッドの上を得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I deserve a medal. This morning I got on the bed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.