YOU SAID:

I DEAT'd him with my big gigantic sword of DEAT.

INTO JAPANESE

私はDEATの私の大きな巨大な剣で彼をDEATしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I DEATed him with my big huge sword of DEAT.

INTO JAPANESE

私はDEATの私の大きな巨大な剣で彼に告げました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I told him of my big huge sword of DEAT.

INTO JAPANESE

私は大きな巨大なDEATの剣を彼に話しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I told him a big huge DEAT sword.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼に大きな巨大なDEATの剣を言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I told him a big huge DEAT sword.