YOU SAID:
I danced with your mom on your car because I had an epiphany.
INTO JAPANESE
ひらめきを持っていたのであなたの車あなたのお母さんと踊った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I had an inspiration your car danced with your mother.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの車があなたのお母さんと踊ったインスピレーションを持っていたので。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I had the inspiration that your car danced with your mother.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの車があなたの母親と一緒に踊ったというインスピレーションを持っていたからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I had the inspiration that your car danced with your mother.
Come on, you can do better than that.