YOU SAID:

I cut myself because I was shaving without water, and why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes which called for Cecil, who ate the cat who killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!

INTO JAPANESE

水なしで剃っていたので自分を切ったのに、なぜ水がなかったのですか？フレイジャーが建てた家に住んでいたネズミを殺した猫を食べたセシルを呼んだ悪いパイプを見つけたジョーを呼んだので、私はあなたの椅子を動かさなければならなかったので！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I cut myself because I was shaving without water, why didn't I have water? I had to move your chair because I called Joe who found a bad pipe that called Cecil who ate a cat that killed a mouse that lived in a house built by Frazier!

INTO JAPANESE

水なしで剃っていたので自分を切ったのに、なぜ水がなかったのですか？フレイジャーが建てた家に住むネズミを殺す猫を食べたセシルという悪いパイプを見つけたジョーに電話したので、椅子を動かさなければなりませんでした！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I cut myself because I was shaving without water, why didn't I have water? I called Joe when I found a bad pipe called Cecil who ate a cat that killed a rat in a house built by Frazier, so I had to move my chair!

INTO JAPANESE

水なしで剃っていたので自分を切ったのに、なぜ水がなかったのですか？フレイジャーが建てた家でネズミを殺す猫を食べたセシルという悪いパイプを見つけたとき、ジョーに電話したので、椅子を動かさなければなりませんでした！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I cut myself because I was shaving without water, why didn't I have water? When I found a bad pipe called Cecil who ate a rat-killing cat in a house built by Frazier, I called Joe and had to move his chair!

INTO JAPANESE

水なしで剃っていたので自分を切ったのに、なぜ水がなかったのですか？フレイジャーが建てた家でネズミを殺す猫を食べたセシルという悪いパイプを見つけたとき、私はジョーに電話して彼の椅子を動かさなければなりませんでした！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I cut myself because I was shaving without water, why didn't I have water? When I found a bad pipe called Cecil who ate a rat-killing cat in a house built by Frazier, I had to call Joe and move his chair!

INTO JAPANESE

水なしで剃っていたので自分を切ったのに、なぜ水がなかったのですか？フレイジャーが建てた家でネズミを殺す猫を食べたセシルという悪いパイプを見つけたとき、私はジョーに電話して彼の椅子を動かさなければなりませんでした！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I cut myself because I was shaving without water, why didn't I have water? When I found a bad pipe called Cecil who ate a rat-killing cat in a house built by Frazier, I had to call Joe and move his chair!