YOU SAID:
I cut my hair with the crusty toes of an old shaman master
INTO JAPANESE
私は古いシャーマンのマスターの皮肉のつま先で髪を切った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cut my hair with an irony toe of the old Sherman master
INTO JAPANESE
私は古いシャーマンのマスターの皮肉なつま先で髪を切った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cut my hair with an irony toe of the old Sherman master
That didn't even make that much sense in English.