YOU SAID:
I cry in my bedroom, alas, the woe I feel is all due to that of a snail!
INTO JAPANESE
私は寝室で泣きます、ああ、私が感じている苦しみはすべてカタツムリのせいです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cry in my bedroom, oh, all the pain I feel is the snail's fault!
INTO JAPANESE
私は寝室で泣きます、ああ、私が感じている痛みはすべてカタツムリのせいです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cry in my bedroom, oh, all the pain I feel is the snail's fault!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.