YOU SAID:
i cried then ate my cat from cheese curds then bought a blouse but i hate donut holes then chewed through my cats tail
INTO JAPANESE
私は泣いて、チーズカードから猫を食べて、ブラウスを買ったが、ドーナツの穴が嫌いで、猫の尻尾を噛んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cried, ate a cat out of cheese curds, bought a blouse but hated donut holes and bit the cat's tail
INTO JAPANESE
私は泣いて、チーズカードから猫を食べて、ブラウスを買ったけど、ドーナツの穴が嫌いで、猫の尻尾をかみました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cried, ate a cat out of cheese curds, bought a blouse but hated donut holes and bit the cat's tail
You've done this before, haven't you.