YOU SAID:
I crazy person wachted me from afar as a ate a bowl of ice cream with my bare hand
INTO JAPANESE
私の素手でアイスクリームのボウルを食べたので、私は狂った人が遠くから私を襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As I ate a bowl of ice cream with my bare hands, a crazy person hit me from a distance
INTO JAPANESE
素手でアイスクリームを一杯食べたので、狂った人が遠くから私を襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cup of ice cream with bare hands, so a crazy person hit me from afar
INTO JAPANESE
私は素手でアイスクリームを一杯食べたので、狂った人が遠くから私を襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a cup of ice cream with bare hands, so a crazy person hit me from afar
That's deep, man.