YOU SAID:
i crawl under my bed and pretend im a carrot
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のベッドの下に這い、私にニンジンをふりかける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crawl under my bed and sprinkle carrots on me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のベッドの下で這うと私の上にニンジンを振りかける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crawl under my bed and sprinkle carrots over me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のベッドの下で這うと私の上にニンジンを振りかける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crawl under my bed and sprinkle carrots over me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.