YOU SAID:
I crashed my coat into my pants
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私は私のズボンを私のズボンにぶつけた
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I hit my pants against my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを私のズボンにぶつけた
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I hit the pants against my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンにズボンを打った
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I hit pants in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンツでパンツに当たった
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I hit on panties in pants
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私はズボンでパンツをヒットします。
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I hit the panties in pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンでパンツが打った
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Struck in trousers pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンのズボンを襲った
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Hit the pants trousers
INTO JAPANESE
パンツ ズボンをヒットします。
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Hit the pants pants.
INTO JAPANESE
パンツ パンツをヒットします。
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Hit the pantsu.
INTO JAPANESE
パンツをヒットします。
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Hit the pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンをヒットします。
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Hit the pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.