YOU SAID:
i crashed into the table but i only split my trousers
INTO JAPANESE
私はテーブルに激突したが、ズボンを割っただけだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crashed into the table, but I just broke my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はテーブルに激突したが、ズボンを壊しただけだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crashed into the table, but only broke my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はテーブルに激突したが、ズボンを壊しただけだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crashed into the table, but only broke my pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.