YOU SAID:
i crapped on my best friend and he slapped me in the face
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の親友に拍手し、彼は私の顔を平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I applauded my best friend and he slapped me in the face
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の親友に拍手を送り、彼は私の顔を平手打ちした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I applauded my best friend and he slapped me in the face
You should move to Japan!