YOU SAID:
I crapped myself today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日自分自身をがらくた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crap myself today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日自分をがらくた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i crap myself today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日自分をがらくた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i crap myself today
Well done, yes, well done!