YOU SAID:
I crapped my pants, mother.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、ズボンをはいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I put on my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、ズボンをはきました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I wore pants.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、ズボンをはいてました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I was wearing pants.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、ズボンをはいていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, I was wearing pants.
Come on, you can do better than that.