YOU SAID:
I crapped my pants, and now I must drive to the clothing store.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンをたたいて、今、私は衣料品店に車で行かなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my pants and now I have to drive to the clothing store.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを打ち、今、私は衣料品店に車で行かなければならない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my pants and now I have to drive to the clothing store.
That's deep, man.