YOU SAID:
I crapped all over the dining room table, then left because i was embarrassed
INTO JAPANESE
私はダイニングルームのテーブルの上にたたき、恥ずかしかったので去った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I knocked on the dining room table and left because I was embarrassed
INTO JAPANESE
私はダイニングルームのテーブルをノックし、私は恥ずかしかったので去った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I knocked on the dining room table and left because I was embarrassed
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