YOU SAID:

i could not find my car keys or his very lucky potato named bob aquarium amazing wheres my super suit corn fields in my stapler aww cmon man

INTO JAPANESE

私はボブの水族館という名前の私の車のキーや彼の非常に幸運なジャガイモを見つけることができませんでした私のステープラーのすべての男の私のスーパースーツトウモロコシのフィールド

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I could not find my car key named Bob's aquarium or his very fortunate potatoes My super suit of all the guys in my stapler The field of corn