YOU SAID:
I cooked the porter with my spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
私のスパゲティ、ポーターを調理
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cook my spaghetti, Porter
INTO JAPANESE
調理スパゲッティ、ポーター
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cooked spaghetti, Porter
INTO JAPANESE
調理スパゲティ、ポーター
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cooked spaghetti, Porter
That didn't even make that much sense in English.