YOU SAID:
i cooked a strawberry pie filled with metal scraps and rats. i used the weird disgusting pie to cut my arm off. i bled to death. i cooked myself in boiling water. after that, i rose from the dead, went to my friend's party and crashed the party.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいになったイチゴパイを作った。変な気持ち悪いパイを使って腕を切り落とした。血を流して死んだ。沸騰した水で自分で調理した。その後、死体から立ち上がり、友達のパーティーに行ってパーティーを壊した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. Bleeding to death. I cooked it myself with boiling water. Then I got up from the corpse, went to my friend's party and broke it.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいのイチゴパイを作った。不思議な気持ち悪いパイで腕を切り落とした。出血多量で死んだ沸騰したお湯で自分で調理したそれから死体から立ち上がって友達のパーティーに行って壊した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. He bled to death, cooked himself in boiling water, then got up from the dead, went to a friend's party, broke it.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいのイチゴパイを作った。不思議な気持ち悪いパイで腕を切り落とした。彼は血を流して死に、沸騰したお湯で自分で調理した後、死者から起き上がり、友人のパーティーに行き、それを壊した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. He bled to death, and cooked himself with boiling water, and then rose from the dead, and went to his friend's party, and broke it.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいのイチゴパイを作った。不思議な気持ち悪いパイで腕を切り落とした。彼は血を流して死に、沸騰した湯で自分を炊き、死者から立ち上がって、友人の宴に行って、それを破った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. And he shed his blood, and died, and cooked himself with boiling water, and rose up from the dead, and went to his friend's feast, and broke it.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいのイチゴパイを作った。不思議な気持ち悪いパイで腕を切り落とした。彼は血を流して死に、沸騰した水で自分を煮て、死者から立ち上がり、友の祭に行って、これを破った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. And he shed his blood, and died, and boiled himself with boiling water, and rose up from the dead, and went to the feast of his friends, and broke it.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいのイチゴパイを作った。不思議な気持ち悪いパイで腕を切り落とした。彼は血を流して死に、沸騰した水で身を沸かし、死者から立ち上がって、友の祭に行って、これを破った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. And he shed his blood, and died, and boiled himself with boiling water: and he rose up from the dead, and went to the feast of his friends, and broke it.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいのイチゴパイを作った。不思議な気持ち悪いパイで腕を切り落とした。彼は血を流して死に、沸騰した湯で身を沸かした。彼は死者から立ち上がって友の祭に行き、これを破った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. He bled to death and boiled himself in boiling water. And he arose from the dead, and went to the feast of his friends, and broke it.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいのイチゴパイを作った。不思議な気持ち悪いパイで腕を切り落とした。彼は血を流して死に、沸騰した湯で沸騰した。死者から立ち上がって、友の祭に行って、これを破った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. He bled to death and boiled in boiling water. And he arose from the dead, and went to the feast of his friends, and broke it.
INTO JAPANESE
金属くずとネズミでいっぱいのイチゴパイを作った。不思議な気持ち悪いパイで腕を切り落とした。彼は血を流して死に、沸騰した湯で沸騰した。死者から立ち上がって、友の祭に行って、これを破った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I made a strawberry pie full of metal scraps and rats. I cut off my arm with a strange disgusting pie. He bled to death and boiled in boiling water. And he arose from the dead, and went to the feast of his friends, and broke it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.