YOU SAID:
i consume ninnyhamers because they taste like poppycock
INTO JAPANESE
ポピーコックのような味がするので、ニンニハマーを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat garlic hummer because it tastes like poppycock
INTO JAPANESE
ケシの味がするからガーリックハマーを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat garlic hummer because it tastes like poppies
INTO JAPANESE
ケシのような味がするのでガーリックハマーを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat garlic hummer because it tastes like poppies
Come on, you can do better than that.