YOU SAID:

I committed an act of domestic terrorism then choked on a banana split while riding a gorilla into the sunset

INTO JAPANESE

私は国内テロ行為を犯し、日没に向かってゴリラに乗っているときにバナナの裂け目で窒息しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I committed an act of domestic terrorism and choked on a banana rip while riding a gorilla into the sunset

INTO JAPANESE

私は国内テロ行為を犯し、日没に向かってゴリラに乗っているときにバナナの裂け目で窒息しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I committed an act of domestic terrorism and choked on a banana rip while riding a gorilla into the sunset