YOU SAID:

I COMMAND THEE TO TRANSLATE INTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY AND ENTIRELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

INTO JAPANESE

私は何かに完全にそして完全に一致しないものに翻訳するように命じる!!!!!!!!!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I order you to translate something into something completely and completely incompatible !!!!!!!!!!

INTO JAPANESE

私は何かを何かに完全に完全に互換性のないものに翻訳するように命令します!!!!!!!!!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I command you to translate something into something completely completely incompatible !!!!!!!!!!

INTO JAPANESE

何かを完全に互換性のないものに変換するように私はあなたに命じます!!!!!!!!!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I command you to convert something completely incompatible !!!!!!!!!!

INTO JAPANESE

私は完全に互換性のない何かを変換するようにあなたに命じる!!!!!!!!!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I command you to convert something completely incompatible !!!!!!!!!!